yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Randomize
