ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?