I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
