girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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