I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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