I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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