Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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