ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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