I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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