counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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