my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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