i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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