in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Pants are for mortals
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