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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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