Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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