no, he came in my armpit
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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