i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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