this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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