Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
my liver is dry heaving
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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