dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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