did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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