i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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