I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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