dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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