she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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