JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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