"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
you made out with another girl for some wings
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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