Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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