just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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