I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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