No subtext here. People are naked.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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