Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
no. you can't hotbox the world.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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