Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit