your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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