it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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