i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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