STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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