Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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