The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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