have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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