I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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