i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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