it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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