Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
