I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize