my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The best revenge is premature balding
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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