You're a womanizer and a bitch.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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