I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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