So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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