I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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