On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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