Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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