I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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