So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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